jachtay tlhIngan - Drinking Songs

Webmasters

FAQs

The Armada

Our Galleries

Subspace Links

Webmasters

ID 1809.26

The Drunken Warrior

by Scotty MacKlingon (Todd Hansen) and
K'aos the Kabin Boy (Mike Sarkisian)

What shall we do with a drunken Warrior,
What shall we do with a drunken Warrior,
What shall we do with a drunken Warrior,
Earlye in the morning.

Put him in bed with a bunch of tribbles,
Put him in bed with a bunch of tribbles,
Put him in bed with a bunch of tribbles,
Earlye in the morning.

Chorus:

Way, hey, up he rises,
Way, hey, up he rises,
Way, hey, up he rises,
Earlye in the morning.

pattern repeats

Kick him in the head and call him Vulcan,

Put him in a photon tube and launch him,

Shove a pain stick up his rectum,

Shave his beard with a rusty batleh,

Put him in an airlock with Kirk and Spock,

Stuff him in some Feddie Jammies

Hi Ho!

by Scotty MacKlingon (Todd Hansen)

Hi Ho! Hi Ho!
It's off to war we go!
We fight and slay, the Feds all day!
Hi Ho! Hi Ho, Hi Ho, Hi Ho!
(repeat as often as you like, or until they throw tribles at you!)